201927
Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
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"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral? Nothing."
"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"