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Joke of the Day

"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."

"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"

"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."