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Joke of the Day

"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"

"How did the hipster drown? he jumped in the mainstream"

"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""

"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"Trying to be less negative but it'll never work."

"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"