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Joke of the Day

"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."

"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."

"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."

"Sorry in advance for the pun... So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu."

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"

"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler started out as a good guy."

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."