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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."
"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."
"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."
"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""
"In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana."
"Was told to fuck bitches and get money. All I got was charged with bestiality"
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon."