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Joke of the Day
"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."
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"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"
"What's the driest joke you ever heard of? Your mom's pussy"
"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? TWO worms in your apple!"
"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"
"hi Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage? Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)"
"I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though."
"LPT: Always sneeze when calling in sick to work So your boss always ""nose"" that you are really sick."