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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Always sneeze when calling in sick to work So your boss always ""nose"" that you are really sick."

"Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression"

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"

"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"

"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"

"Facebook needs an ""I've already seen this on Twitter"" button."

"Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread? Waiter: So a sandwich? Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad"

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."