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Joke of the Day

"hi Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage? Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)"

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"Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair"
"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"
"So in between the 4 seconds that I missed your call and managed to call ya back, you've fallen off the face of the earth??"
"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"Anyone have any special planes for 9/11? *Plans."
"50 shades - only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer, it would be another episode of criminal minds"
"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"
"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"