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Joke of the Day

"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"

"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet? Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover! Girl 1: And the index? Girl 2: Exhausted..."

"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."