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Joke of the Day

"What's the driest joke you ever heard of? Your mom's pussy"

"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""

"Pixar has made me feel affection towards rats, bugs, fish, robots, monsters and even cars. The real test would be a movie about coworkers."

"Why did Jesus get pulled over for drunk driving? He had a blood alcohol content of 12.00%. It's made of wine, after all."

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan? Fuck Niggers !! Lol !!"

"Before you wreckyourselfvakia Czechoslovakia"

"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""

"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."