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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"

"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"

"I just tried drinking orange juice with pulp in it and I finally understand why women don't like to"

"What's small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"

"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"

"Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow? No? I'm surprised, it made headlines!"

"Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler."

"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."

"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."