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Joke of the Day

"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."

"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"Did you hear about the alcoholic chemist that died? He just loved drinking PBr"

"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"

"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"""How dare you judge her size..."" ""The woman has had three children!"" ""For lunch?"""

"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."