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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."

"Back when I was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it!"

"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."

"You know what's funny? Not /r/funny ."

"Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"

"What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you? Oh, you're a redditor?"

"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets."