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Joke of the Day

"What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops? The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam's Miami penthouse."

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."

"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."

"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender"

"Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."

"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."

"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"