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Joke of the Day

"What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops? The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam's Miami penthouse."

"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"

"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."

"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"

"How do you pick up women in Auschwitz? With a broom & dustpan."

"Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less I respect them?"

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."

"I lost my first cage fight last night .. not all dogs want cuddles."

"Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail? He couldn't finish his sentence."