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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."

"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."

"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."

"Sometimes I'm depressed and then a girl stars one of my tweets and it's like YAAAAYYYY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"

"Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently"

"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."