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Joke of the Day

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""

"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."

"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."

"If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. I can't stand the sound of clapping."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."

"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."