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Joke of the Day
"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."
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"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."
"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."
"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"
"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."