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Joke of the Day
"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."
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"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes"
"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"