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Joke of the Day
"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."
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"*watching news report of zombie apocalypse* Me: This is great. No work today!"
"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."
"My future's so bright that I have to wear lampshades like an injured dog."
"Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians: a modern day zombie apocalypse."
"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"
"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"