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Joke of the Day
"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"
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"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
"What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib death."
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."
"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"
"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."
"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."