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Joke of the Day
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
Next Joke
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"
"You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg"
"Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman. Also, to see if it's been poisoned."
"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he ""hates Jews and Mexicans."""
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."
"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"
"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."