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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."
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"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
"""you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up."" - women's magazines"
"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"