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Joke of the Day

"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."

"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""

"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."

"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"

"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""

"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."

"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"