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Joke of the Day

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""

"Eye no howe too spiel"

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."

"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."

"Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye...."

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"