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Joke of the Day

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."

"Scientists have recently created a new hybrid by mating a male donkey and a female deer. It isn't very beautiful, but that ass doe"

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."

"[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers"

"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."

"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"