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Joke of the Day

"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"

"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."

"What do you call a dumb musician? Curt Nobrain...."

"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."

"Two chemists walk into a bar... Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second says, "" I'll have H2O too."" The second one dies."

"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Cut their hands off."

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"