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Joke of the Day
"I hate how every single day my ex wife just keeps waking up!"
Next Joke
"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"
"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"
"What do you call a panther and a ghost combined?"
"What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes? Suck Mitosis"
"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."