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Joke of the Day
"No, Groupon. Not even an 89% discount will lure me to ""An evening of yoga and rock climbing."""
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"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"
"It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse..."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."
"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."