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Joke of the Day
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
Next Joke
"Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night."
"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."
"The mayor of Baltimore"
"I got a walk on part in a silent movie about mimes. I'm absolutely speechless."
"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."
"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"My dog, Mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. ""*Bad* Mitten!"""