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Joke of the Day
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
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"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."
"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person"
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"I still whisper ""We're in"" to myself whenever I log onto a wifi network."
"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."
"Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine."