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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"
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"What's the cheapest meat to buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."
"Which is the toughest tree? A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls"
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."
"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"
"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"
"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"
"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."