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Joke of the Day
"Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!"
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"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."
"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."
"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"
"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"
"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics. He always wins the all-around."