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Joke of the Day
"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."
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"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ? I'm font of you."
"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."
"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me."
"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"