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Joke of the Day
"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."
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"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"I, for one, like Roman Numerals"
"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"
"I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs"
"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""
"My chicken and egg problem Chicken or egg which is tastier?"
"I rely too much on Outlook. My calendar has ""leave work"" at 6, ""brush teeth"" tonight at 11, and a ""blink"" alert recurring every 2.5 seconds."
"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"