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Joke of the Day

"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"

"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"

"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""

"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"

"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"