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Joke of the Day

"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs."

"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."

"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."

"Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans"

"Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks But unless the blacks is the name of a white family, that's probably not the case --Seth Meyers"

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."