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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics. He always wins the all-around."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"

"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"[Heaven] Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You're here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL Me: Too soon..."

"Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to ""do it herself."" Three hours later, I'm still waiting for her to get out of the car."

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "