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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"
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"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."
"Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!"
"I told that woman smoking isn't good for the baby. She said ""I know, I've been trying to get him to quit"""
"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."
"I saved a girl from getting Raped today ........... i changed my mind."
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"
"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."
"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."