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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."

"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"

"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."

"I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet."

"Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan."