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Joke of the Day
"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
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"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"
"Why was the doctor forced to leave work early? The hospital ran all out of patience"
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."
"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."
"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."
"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"
"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."