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Joke of the Day

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"

"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."

"Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird"

"My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise."

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture."

"What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse? The centaur of attention."

"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I'm supposed to stop reading the internet."

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."