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Joke of the Day
"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."
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"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."
"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""
"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."
"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."
"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"