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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna? Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car."

"People say that I'm skeptical but I don't believe them."

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"

"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"

"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."

"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."

"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"