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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"
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"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."
"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."
"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."
"How much power does it take to move a tank? A horse"