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Joke of the Day
"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"
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"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"
"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
"What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you inside me."
"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."
"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."
"In the old days when people knocked on the door, you could hide. Now you have to disconnect from internet and turn off cell phones."
"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."