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Joke of the Day

"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""

"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"

"Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it."

"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"

"Do you like oranges? Well I am bad at colloquialisms! How you like them oranges?!?!"

"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."