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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to piss off your best friend? Stand on top of his head and make it rain."
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"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"
"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"
"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"
"My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house when you're sick and yells, ""DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"""
"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"
"I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around."
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"