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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
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"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."
"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."
"Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*"
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"
"The janitor at my gym sees me naked more often than my wife does. And he's a more attentive lover."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"
"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"
"I always hate going into my cousin's house. He vapes e-cigarettes constantly... ...so whenever I leave there, I end up smelling like an ashlesstray."