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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""

"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"I went through three magazines on a train yesterday. I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me."

"How often do I see alligators? Ocajunally"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.."

"OMG you got a new boyfriend? congratulations, who is it this week?"

"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"