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"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."
"My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown."
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"
"Man escapes from insane asylum, and has sex with a girl in a laundry mat. The newspaper the next day reads: ""Nut screws washers and bolts."" Edit: Error in title: laundromat*."
"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
"What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding? The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding."