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Joke of the Day

"The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales."

"What about the man with nobody and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"

"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"What is an alto's favorite drink? High C!"

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."

"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"