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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."
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"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"
"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."
"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"
"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
"A club walks into a seal."
"Interviewer: I heard you were extremly quick at Math... Me: ""yes, as a matter of fact I am"" Interviewer: ""Whats 14x27"" Me: ""49"" Interviewer: ""that's not even close"" me: ""yeah, but it was fast"""
"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."
"I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready."