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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."
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"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
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"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"