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Joke of the Day
"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."
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"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""
"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Ryan Seacrest and Ellen Degeneres are the same person. #fact"
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."
"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."
"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."
"FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic."
"You walk into my bedroom... I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos."