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Joke of the Day

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"

"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"I bought a nice 12 year old scotch yesterday. His parents weren't pleased."

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"

"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"

"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."

"What is the most common comment on Reddit? OPs mother."

"Why did the computer say Hello? Because it was A Dell"